The following is an example of the messages I receive on almost a daily basis. I also have an internet stalker who keeps making screen names in order to talk to me because I keep blocking him. That is a story for another time. This story is about a very selfless man who has a very creative SN. The same man whose clever pick up line appears in the first "Fuck Your Penis Chronicle". (Dipshit 1) Enjoy reading, I know I did.
If_U_Broke_I_Aint: well first don't get mad just think about it k i just wanna be upfront on what i want to do with u. well i wanted to ask u this first u are beautiful. and i would like to please u be not on some sex stuff tho. just me pleasing u licking and rubbing on Ur nipples/ breast then licking and sucking on Ur pearl tongue and make u keep cumming 4 times in 3 minutes :) trust my tongue game sick like that. u might ask why would i want to do that. well first i like to please and it turns me on to see someone getting the best head they ever got by me and i don't want anything in return so u just relax and let me put u on cloud 9 . hit me up if u okay i promise u wont be mad. my name is mark text or call anytime my number is 323-###-#### please say yeah it would mean a lot to me.
Me: No, Thank you
Wow, how selfless. I mean not even on some sex stuff, except that it is all exactly on some sex stuff. Ignore his blatant inability to punctuate or capitalize properly. Look passed his horrendous grammar and see the man within. What a God. I feel kind of bad for saying no, after-all he said it would mean a lot to him. I guess this B Aint ready for a man of this caliber.
Moral of the story? This one is for all you gents, don't give up. Just because she says "no" the first time, doesn't mean she meant it.
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