Introduction

"The Fuck Your Penis Chronicles" is a series of humorous rants that I started on Facebook using the 'Notes' feature. It first started out with me sharing emails that I receive via dating websites. Then it slowly also became and outlet in which to voice my frustrations caused by experiences I've had involving anyone with a penis. I do my best to give a play by play description of these events.

I decided to move them to a separate blog and off of Facebook so that I'm able to say more of what I want without the prying eyes of family members and co-workers; and also to make them colorful and pretty. If you enjoy bad language, angry rants and terrible puns then you might enjoy them. The older posts will look pretty bad. I'm just cutting and pasting from Facebook. I am much too lazy to reformat them all. Tough titties if you don't like it.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Fuck Your Penis Chronicles 2: Tales of an annoying clueless boy


Witless Wonder: "How are u??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"


Now, he wrote the email like that because I have things set up where emails from people have to be a certain length before they can send it to me. Instead of thinking about actual things to say in order to fill up the required space, he held down the question mark key. Needless to say, he had gotten on my nerves right off the bat.

Me: "Wow, you must be super curious about my current well being. Well I'm fine thanks."
I personally would have been like, wow, um how rude. Bye bitch. Not wonder boy here, oh no.

Witless Wonder: "How was your day?? Aaron"
Me: No response
 Witless Wonder: "What happened you didnt reply??"
He likes question marks apparently......
Me: No response
Witless Wonder: "My day was long, can u call me??? Aaron"
Me: No
Witless Wonder: "wow, ok when u get a chance ok"
Me: "?????What no question marks? U Mad????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
Witless Wonder: No response
Me: "Mission Accomplished finally".

Moral of the story???????????????? Go away

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