The Fuck Your Penis Chronicles 10: The Spit Roast Grill Part 2

P.S. Here is a snapshot of my screen is case you want to call bullshit. I took it because I could not believe it was happening to me simultaneously.

james10000mmmm: hi

goodiegumdropcali: hi

james10000mmmm: u look so sexy o me

james10000mmmm: wat r u up to

goodiegumdropcali: nothing much

goodiegumdropcali: and you?

james10000mmmm: bored

Red flag. Bored men on the net=horny

james10000mmmm: how old r u

goodiegumdropcali: 24, just like it says

james10000mmmm: wow

james10000mmmm: ur yung

james10000mmmm: but sexy

goodiegumdropcali: thanks?

james10000mmmm: wats tha oldest guy u have been with

"I ain't having it" by Faizon Love is playing in my head right now

goodiegumdropcali: What do you mean?

james10000mmmm: tht u have dated

goodiegumdropcali: oh 39 (the truth)

james10000mmmm: wow

james10000mmmm: u likeolder guys

james10000mmmm: huh

goodiegumdropcali: sometimes

james10000mmmm: more mature

james10000mmmm: huh

goodiegumdropcali: Not always

james10000mmmm: so r u still a virgin

goodiegumdropcali: Yes. I'm only 24 lmao

Any person who asks that question deserves to be lied to

james10000mmmm: wow

james10000mmmm: i bet ur pussy is tight

james10000mmmm: and good

goodiegumdropcali: What does my cat have to do with anything? :/

james10000mmmm: u look so sexy

james10000mmmm: making my dick jump

james10000mmmm: over here

goodiegumdropcali: is that a natural occurance?

james10000mmmm: not realy

james10000mmmm: ur diff. i guess

james10000mmmm: and a virgin

james10000mmmm: never seen a virgin pussy

goodiegumdropcali: they often have a crown of thorns protecting them.

james10000mmmm: send me pic of that pussy

james10000mmmm: to my phone

james10000mmmm: and ill send u pic of my dick

goodiegumdropcali: I'm fine thank you

james10000mmmm: have u had ur pussy licked before

goodiegumdropcali: no, who would do that? cats are all hairy and stuff lol eww. Besides they clean themselves silly. You're not supposed to lolololololololololol lmao tee hee giggle

I'm sure he knows I'm being a bitch at this point. Does that make a difference....

james10000mmmm: i will lick ur pussy so good

...........Not right away, no

james10000mmmm: make u cumm

goodiegumdropcali: does this "cumm" you speak of hurt? I mean with all the thorns and all?

james10000mmmm: its ur

james10000mmmm: u tell me

james10000mmmm: i just want to lick it

goodiegumdropcali: I don't know what any of that meant but I find it interesting that your penis jumps and you lick cats. Maybe it jumps because you lick cats? You can get sick from that you know? So maybe a doctor visit?

james10000mmmm: do u suck tha dick

goodiegumdropcali: no I have done nothing of that nature. There are thorns on my face too.

james10000mmmm: my dick is so hard now

james10000mmmm: if u tell me to fuck u

james10000mmmm: it will get harder

goodiegumdropcali: well that doesn't really affect me any so I'll pass

*** Goodiegumdropcali23's IC window is closed

james10000mmmm: tell me to fuck u

goodiegumdropcali: fuck you

james10000mmmm: ride this dick

*** Goodiegumdropcali23's IC window is closed

This one didn't take nearly as long but still annoying.

Moral of the story? I hate the internet and I wont go on this or any site like it again. Not even to obtain more material for this blog. I'm going to start my pet cat and unicorn artifacts collection early. If I'm going to be alone I need things to fill the void.