Hello readers, it's been a while I know. While the public harassment continued, my desire to document the incidents, wavered. I'm going to share this one with you today because it's funny and I want to share the laughter. Enjoy...
The following incident takes place on a social networking website for black people like myself. Other people go there too. because black people can't have anything for themselves(kidding).
I am not online so I receive an email stating that a person named Gunitkid45 has tried to send me an instant message. I already know he's mating material by the fact that he tried to send me an instant message while I was offline, and therefore unable to respond to it.
These are the poetic messages he wrote.
Gunitkid45: "Wt ur number mami giv me a chance i can treat u like a queen"
Gunitkid45: "Hey my future wife"
Gunitkid45: "u ther"
Gunitkid45: "Can i get yo name n number"
Me: "Your future wife?" :: disdainful smiley face::
Gunitkid45: "Yep my future wife wt yo number mami giv us a chance my dick size is 10 to 12 inches long"
Me: No response
The end
The moral of the story? Now I know why I haven't been wifed yet. I have been looking for the wrong characteristics in the men I've dated. I now know that I should marry based on penis size. Thank you Gunitkid45, for opening my eyes and I hope I haven't missed the chance to become one with you and your 10 to 12 inch dick.
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