Introduction

"The Fuck Your Penis Chronicles" is a series of humorous rants that I started on Facebook using the 'Notes' feature. It first started out with me sharing emails that I receive via dating websites. Then it slowly also became and outlet in which to voice my frustrations caused by experiences I've had involving anyone with a penis. I do my best to give a play by play description of these events.

I decided to move them to a separate blog and off of Facebook so that I'm able to say more of what I want without the prying eyes of family members and co-workers; and also to make them colorful and pretty. If you enjoy bad language, angry rants and terrible puns then you might enjoy them. The older posts will look pretty bad. I'm just cutting and pasting from Facebook. I am much too lazy to reformat them all. Tough titties if you don't like it.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Fuck Your Penis Chronicles 13: Quickie

Gor called today. I didn't answer so he left a voicemail. This is what he said:

"Hey what's up my favorite chocolate girl. How you doin'? Just wanted to talk to you. Give me a call when you get my voicemail. Alright."

I'm not going to call him back and I hope he leaves me alone one day. Until then I suppose I can keep making FYPC about the stupid shit he says.

-The End
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