I started talking to a person named Gor. Most of my friends already know about him. For those I haven't told, here is a little back story....
Not very long ago, I had an obsession with Armenian men. I've figured out why but that is a story for never. As a result I met Gor. Shortly after talking to and hanging out with Gor I found him to be very close-minded, borderline crazy, and well for lack of a better term, a loser. He is here on a visa and got some speeding tickets. He failed to pay said tickets and as a result his visa was revoked, so he's pretty much here illegally now. He is unable to work or drive. He blames all his problems on the police who pulled him over in his, that's right you guessed it, bmw doing like 95. Now, I'm not materialistic by any means but I mean come on. I don't think I'm alone when I say it'd be very reckless for a person to get involved with someone in this situation.
When I said he is close-minded I mean he's homophobic and sexist. He thinks that if a girl isn't a virgin anymore that she has no right to deny other men of having sex with her. He's highly insecure and hates the fact that 99% of my friends are dudes.
Still, I hung out with him because I lacked anything better to do that day and he wanted to go to the beach and I love me some beaches. (Get it?) I never get to go to the beach so I said yes. Also I figured if nothing else, I'd get a great story to tell. You know, like that fuctard Kamir. So needless to say, I don't talk to him anymore. Even when he got a new iphone (I don't know how when he lacks income) I refused to give him my number again.
Since he doesn't have my number anymore, the following conversation takes place via Yahoo Messenger. Keep in mind that I have not talked to Gor for months. Here we go!
Gor (2/7/2011 12:09:53 AM): Hi
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:10:07 AM): hey
Gor (2/7/2011 12:10:34 AM): How are you? How's everything?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:10:54 AM): Fine and fine. How about for you?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:11:37 AM): Ok not too bad. What u been up to sext shorty?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:11:45 AM): Sexyyyyyyyyy
Gor (2/7/2011 12:11:50 AM): I mean
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:12:16 AM): Just working. You to move to Colorado yet?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:12:27 AM): Not yet
Gor (2/7/2011 12:12:42 AM): What about u? U moved out already?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:12:48 AM): no
Gor (2/7/2011 12:12:56 AM): K
Gor (2/7/2011 12:13:03 AM): I miss u
Gor (2/7/2011 12:13:09 AM): I wanna see u
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:13:39 AM): well I have a whole week off in March (knowing full well he should be gone by then and that I might be out of town)
Gor (2/7/2011 12:14:12 AM): What about this month? I might be gone by the end of the month
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:14:39 AM): I've got a bunch of family visiting this month so I'll be busy (not a complete lie)
Gor (2/7/2011 12:14:50 AM): :(
Gor (2/7/2011 12:15:03 AM): Come now
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:15:10 AM): uh, no
Gor (2/7/2011 12:18:14 AM): I won't keep u long
Gor (2/7/2011 12:18:25 AM): 30 mins
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:18:35 AM): Nope and there is nothing to do at this hour anyway
Gor (2/7/2011 12:18:54 AM): See each others
Gor (2/7/2011 12:18:57 AM): Fuck finally
Gor (2/7/2011 12:19:02 AM): Lmaooooooo
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:19:22 AM): not happening
Gor (2/7/2011 12:19:38 AM): Why? When did u last do it?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:20:15 AM): um long enough to where I don't remember.
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:20:42 AM): Not that it's any of your business anyway
Gor (2/7/2011 12:21:15 AM): Come let's have fun. We won't fuck if u don't want to we will flirt around a lil
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:21:34 AM): no
Gor (2/7/2011 12:21:39 AM): Why?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:22:10 AM): a) I'm not a tramp b) I'm not a tramp
Gor (2/7/2011 12:22:49 AM): That doesn't make u one. It's a natural thing. U r my gf
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:23:04 AM): no I'm not
Gor (2/7/2011 12:23:19 AM): Be my gf?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:23:27 AM): I want u to
Gor (2/7/2011 12:23:50 AM): I think I'm in love with u
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:24:13 AM): have you been drinking? are you drunk?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:24:23 AM): 'cause you seem drunk
Gor (2/7/2011 12:24:54 AM): No. I am not. You don't want me to be ur bf?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:26:02 AM): a) you're moving b) you're only saying you want to be my bf because you think that means I'll bang you
Gor (2/7/2011 12:26:23 AM): Lol crazy
Gor (2/7/2011 12:27:07 AM): That's not the reason but u know I've always wanted u too. U r so sexy. U turn me so on
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:27:27 AM): Sorry
Gor (2/7/2011 12:27:42 AM): I want u to ride me. U told me you're so good at it
Gor (2/7/2011 12:27:47 AM): ;)
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:28:12 AM): I'm pretty sure I've never said that. Besides I'm terrible. I just lay there with my hands over my eyes, repenting and waiting for it to be over. Then when it is, I bust out the sexy hysterical crying.
Gor (2/7/2011 12:28:30 AM): And I love when my lady does. I go crazy. Feels sooooo good
Gor (2/7/2011 12:28:37 AM): Shut up
Gor (2/7/2011 12:28:39 AM): U did
Gor (2/7/2011 12:28:51 AM): Let's be fuck buddies?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:29:27 AM): no. If I pass up being your girlfriend, what makes you think I want to be fuck buddies? ( I mean really come on. Even in a normal situation, who would want to be a fuck buddy? That blows)
Gor (2/7/2011 12:32:05 AM): Cuz u don't want to be my gf but I want u to and I want to make love with u as well and since u don't want to be my lady let's just be lovers for now.
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:32:48 AM): I don't want to be fuck buddies
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:33:09 AM): I'm Celibate
Gor (2/7/2011 12:33:14 AM): Then be my gf
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:33:27 AM): why?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:33:26 AM): What's celibate?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:33:59 AM): Celibacy refers to a state of not being married, or a state of abstention from sexual intercourse or vow of marriage
Gor (2/7/2011 12:34:22 AM): Cuz I like u so much. It's more than just liking
Gor (2/7/2011 12:34:40 AM): Why are u celibate?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:35:19 AM): I have yet to meet another person since my ex where it's "safe" to become that intimate. I don't want to catch feelings for a dude that's going to play me. Ya dig?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:35:33 AM): Plus I'm going to wait to have sex again until I'm married. (Not True)
Gor (2/7/2011 12:35:48 AM): What do u feel about me?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:35:52 AM): That's bs
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:36:00 AM): oh is it?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:36:23 AM): If u were a virgin I would understand but u aren't so stop being that way
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:37:01 AM): I can make what ever decisions I want. I chose to have sex before and I can choose not to have it.
Gor (2/7/2011 12:38:20 AM): Well you're right but you're wrong not to be the way with ur future bf u were with ur ex. How is ur ex better than ur future?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:38:49 AM): Why can he get pussy but the new one not?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:38:58 AM): That's mot fair
Gor (2/7/2011 12:39:02 AM): Not
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:39:11 AM): I was younger and didn't know what I know now besides, my ex didn't EXPECT me to fuck him. He wanted me to want to.
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:39:38 AM): I had to learn my lessons the hard way. (Literally OOOOOooooOOOOHH!)
Gor (2/7/2011 12:39:50 AM): Whatever girl. How old were u when u first had sex?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:40:31 AM): Why? do you think that somehow makes a difference?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:40:46 AM): Yea
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:40:54 AM): why?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:41:30 AM): Cuz I want to know
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:42:05 AM): no I'm asking why it makes a difference
Gor (2/7/2011 12:42:39 AM): Cuz u said u were too young. I'm sure u weren't 15 or 16
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:42:50 AM): nope. I was 17
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:43:00 AM): too young but age doesn't matter. some adults are still really naive.
Gor (2/7/2011 12:43:19 AM): Damn
Gor (2/7/2011 12:43:54 AM): Do girls usually have sex at that age or older or younger in the states?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:44:07 AM): I don't know
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:44:25 AM): Google it. I think it's average though since there are so many teen pregnancies. Haven't you seen that hit show?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:46:18 AM): But anyways why don't u want to have some sexy fun with me? We don't necessarily have to fuck but we can satisfy each other. I'm not saying let me fuck u. Let's just have fun
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:46:48 AM): no
Gor (2/7/2011 12:46:58 AM): Why??????
Gor (2/7/2011 12:47:20 AM): Are u afraid? Dint be scared I won't eat u
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:47:26 AM): I've already said why.
Gor (2/7/2011 12:47:42 AM): :(
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:48:51 AM): turn that frown upside down buckaroo
Gor (2/7/2011 12:49:22 AM): U do it. I can't
Gor (2/7/2011 12:51:10 AM): U make me sad
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:51:25 AM): there's nothing to be sad about so smile? :D
Gor (2/7/2011 12:52:12 AM): U can't like that. You've got to do it in person. And there is smth to be sad about
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:52:48 AM): what is there to be sad about? you're alive and well aren't you? Be thankful for that
Gor (2/7/2011 12:53:17 AM): U not wanting to be my gf. That's what's making me sad
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:53:33 AM): really? why? (rolling eyes)
Gor (2/7/2011 12:53:51 AM): I already told u
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:53:53 AM): what would make you a good bf?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:54:48 AM): pretend it's a job interview. sell me on you
Gor (2/7/2011 12:55:08 AM): Cuz I'll never let u down. I'll make u happier than anyone else will. (being unemployed is already a let down baby cakes)
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:55:26 AM): how do you know what would make me happy?
Gor (2/7/2011 12:56:55 AM): A good loving husband will
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:57:42 AM): that's true a good loving husband should learn that but he has to work to find that out first. He doesn't just know
Gor (2/7/2011 12:58:12 AM): Learn what?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 12:58:32 AM): what would make his partner happy
Gor (2/7/2011 12:59:04 AM): Well that will be in time
Gor (2/7/2011 12:59:40 AM): I know the most important things now and the secondary ones are found out in time
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:00:21 AM): mmhmm well we don't have time to get that deep since you're moving so obviously you can't be my boyfriend.
Gor (2/7/2011 1:03:26 AM): I'm moving but I'll be in the country and you are the kind if girl that I can trust leaving u here by urself and in time we will live together. Either I'll cone back or you'll move to me.
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:06:45 AM): what makes you think we're even good for each other. (because we're not)
Gor (2/7/2011 1:09:45 AM): Cuz I feel it
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:10:19 AM): how? we never talk or hang out. You've met me once. You know nothing about me and I assure you that if we were to get better aquatinted you'd see what I mean. We have nothing and I mean nothing in common. We don't even share the basic social ethics.
Gor (2/7/2011 1:11:16 AM): We have enough for me to know it. I know what kinda person u r and that's the most important part
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:13:05 AM): Oh okay so, so far you think I'm the type of girl who would go "hang" out with you at almost 1 in the morning for 30 minutes and then go home? Or the type of girl that would pass up a meaningful relationship only to start a meaningless physical one? You must because you asked.
Gor (2/7/2011 1:14:30 AM): Shut up. I was messing with u telling u to come for 30 mins. Come on girl. I know u will not. I was just joking
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:14:47 AM): mmmhmm joke went on to long I think. You still haven't gotten to the punch-line. Or was the punch-line when you said you think you're in love with me?
Gor (2/7/2011 1:15:11 AM): Are u going to think about becoming my gf?
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:15:48 AM): no honestly
Gor (2/7/2011 1:15:59 AM): Thanks
Gor (2/7/2011 1:16:04 AM): You're so sweet
Gor (2/7/2011 1:16:13 AM): Anyway I'm out
Gor (2/7/2011 1:16:18 AM): Good night
-JYM- (2/7/2011 1:16:19 AM): night
-The End
Moral of the story is the following and it goes for all you dudes, not just Gor:
Now me and you was cool but I ain't the one to play the fool. Can't make no money in bed so ain't no future fucking you. I ain't the bitch that love ya can't do a damn thing for you if you ain't about money, 9 outta 10 I'll ignore you. It's a man's world but real woman make this shit go 'round. Disrespect and I clown the type of bitch to throw down. Throw up the block 'cause nothing stops my chips, a boss playa with tits then twist you lame tricks. Holla if you understand my plan ladies. Fuck having babies by them shady ass niggas swearing he can save me. My strategies official check in your pockets while I tongue kiss ya. Soft as tissue so my next issue is how to diss you. They call me storm from the day I was born I've been known the break the coldest motherfucka 'til his hearts warm. I ain't never been the type to wait at home alone. Just 'cause we bone don't mean you own me nigga I'm grown. - Storm
Amen.
That verse pretty much sums up how I feel except I'm not materialistic and I don't want your money. I don't care how much a person makes as long as he can take care of himself. The other stuff hits home however. Unemployment was not the only issue I have with Gor but there is a lot of back story missing for some of you but it's not really important. I think it's pretty clear here what he was trying to do and he clearly thinks I'm an idiot.
I'm not mad at him though. It's just annoying. Someone else said to me that I must not really want a boyfriend if I refuse him. That isn't true I'm just not desperate enough to just accept the invitation from any dude that offers the position. Is that so wrong? I want a boyfriend but I want it to be the right guy and I have enough patience to wait for him to enter my life. If he already hasn't and is hiding. Come out you pussy!
--peace
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